Stuff about me that you probably won't read, but that I'll write anyways. Also, a metaphor.
The name is Jessi. Currently at the tender age of 20, attending UW Madison
The things that I love are numerous.
Here, look at some of them :
Lost, Doctor Who (Classic & New), Firefly, Dead Like Me, Dollhouse, Sanctuary, Eureka, Dirk Gently, The IT Crowd, Merlin, Leverage, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Pushing Daisies, Wonderfalls, Torchwood, The Middleman, Stargate SG-1, Warehouse 13, Misfits, Sherlock, How I Met Your Mother, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Earth's Mightest Heroes, Community, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Once Upon A Time, Continuum, Revolution, Elementary, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Motorcity, Black Mirror, Arrow, Vikings, Dr. Horrible
DISCWORLD!, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time, Tamora Pierce, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Hunger Games, The Abhorsen Chronicles, A Song of Ice and Fire
Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Mel Brooks movies, The Blues Brothers, Star Wars, Disney, Pixar, Indiana Jones, Die Hard, The Princess Bride, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Fall, Studio Ghibli
Homestuck, Gunnerkrigg Court, Nerdfighting, Starkid
Probably other things I've forgotten
IT’S METAPHOR TIME
In Peter Pan, the alligator really wants to eat Captain Hook. He just sits there, waiting for the Cap'n to drop into his mouth.
(Here comes the metaphor. Strap in.)
In this metaphor, my ask box is the alligator. And you, my lovely followers, are Peter Pan, and you are shoving Captain Hook (your asks) into the alligator's mouth.