The name is Jessi. Currently at the tender age of 20, attending UW Madison
The things that I love are numerous.
Here, look at some of them :
T.V. Shows:
Lost, Doctor Who (Classic & New), Firefly, Dead Like Me, Dollhouse, Sanctuary, Eureka, Dirk Gently, The IT Crowd, Merlin, Leverage, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Pushing Daisies, Wonderfalls, Torchwood, The Middleman, Stargate SG-1, Warehouse 13, Misfits, Sherlock, How I Met Your Mother, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Earth's Mightest Heroes, Community, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Once Upon A Time, Continuum, Revolution, Elementary, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Motorcity, Black Mirror, Arrow, Vikings, Dr. Horrible
Books:
DISCWORLD!, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time, Tamora Pierce, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Hunger Games, The Abhorsen Chronicles, A Song of Ice and Fire
Movies:
Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Mel Brooks movies, The Blues Brothers, Star Wars, Disney, Pixar, Indiana Jones, Die Hard, The Princess Bride, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Fall, Studio Ghibli
Other Stuff:
Homestuck, Gunnerkrigg Court, Nerdfighting, Starkid
Probably other things I've forgotten
IT’S METAPHOR TIME
In Peter Pan, the alligator really wants to eat Captain Hook. He just sits there, waiting for the Cap'n to drop into his mouth.
(Here comes the metaphor. Strap in.)
In this metaphor, my ask box is the alligator. And you, my lovely followers, are Peter Pan, and you are shoving Captain Hook (your asks) into the alligator's mouth.
Doooooo it
ASK BOX
SUBMIT STUFF
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....... don't forget to be awesome.......
Oh Ian Mckellen. You are made of awesome.
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Revelation! You’ll never look at ducks the same.
Beware Of Writer
So true. So so so so so so so true.
I have cartwheeled!
And I fell on my face. And now my back hurts. Because I’m out of shape.
But it was totally worth it.
If you answered:
- Bread!
- Apples!
- Very Small Rocks!
- Cider!
- Gravy!
- Cherries!
- Mud!
- Churches!
or
- Lead! Lead!
You are a peasant who really likes to burn witches. You were also probably turned into a newt. But you got better.
If you answered:
- A Duck!
Congratulations! You’re Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot, King of the Britons, defeater of Saxons, and Sovereign of all England. You also find it impossible to count to three.
LITERAL Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer Parody HD (via Tobuscus)
This is the most important movie you will ever see…
(Source: bangitout.com)
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Ah, jokes from antiquity. I love them.
Yay for Lost.
But also sad - It just hit me that Lost is over.
(If you need me, I’ll be in the corner crying my eyes out.)
(Side note. Can you actually cry your eyes out? Like literally sob until your eyes fall out of your face? This must be investigated.)
Also, if you see the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42 in a random place (such as desk or a bathroom stall) it was me. :) Because I get bored and enjoy spreading awesome.
Also, I just realized I have inordinate usage of parenthetical clauses in almost everything that I write. Interesting.
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You know you don’t like someone when you hear Darth Vader’s theme music in your head every time they approach.
If you hear the Jaws theme, that’s still a pretty good sign.
Does anyone else do this, or am I just weird? Also, why do the bad guys get the most bad ass themes?
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Ninjas only give three types of gifts. Pain, death and cookies. And occasionally, the cookies will have pain and death sprinkled on top of them.
Jersey Shore in the Style of Oscar Wilde
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Badass Scooby gang, revisited. Trying to remember how to draw!
Daphne was always my least favorite, but I think I’d like her way more if she was a tattooed chain-smoking hitman.
Shrek is rated PG for, and I quote, ‘Swashbuckling Action’
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