Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.
This is the best joke.
Clearly I think I’m funnier than I actually am
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
I don’t know why but that was pretty funny XD
Avatar fans are just running all the “Toph is blind” jokes into the ground
but then again i guess that’s the only way she’ll be able to see them
“bringing this back :)” types the necromancer on his tumblelog as he re-animates a corpse