The name is Jessi. Currently at the tender age of 20, attending UW Madison
The things that I love are numerous.
Here, look at some of them :
T.V. Shows:
Lost, Doctor Who (Classic & New), Firefly, Dead Like Me, Dollhouse, Sanctuary, Eureka, Dirk Gently, The IT Crowd, Merlin, Leverage, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Pushing Daisies, Wonderfalls, Torchwood, The Middleman, Stargate SG-1, Warehouse 13, Misfits, Sherlock, How I Met Your Mother, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Earth's Mightest Heroes, Community, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Once Upon A Time, Continuum, Revolution, Elementary, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Motorcity, Black Mirror, Arrow, Vikings, Dr. Horrible
Books:
DISCWORLD!, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time, Tamora Pierce, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Hunger Games, The Abhorsen Chronicles, A Song of Ice and Fire
Movies:
Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Mel Brooks movies, The Blues Brothers, Star Wars, Disney, Pixar, Indiana Jones, Die Hard, The Princess Bride, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Fall, Studio Ghibli
Other Stuff:
Homestuck, Gunnerkrigg Court, Nerdfighting, Starkid
Probably other things I've forgotten
IT’S METAPHOR TIME
In Peter Pan, the alligator really wants to eat Captain Hook. He just sits there, waiting for the Cap'n to drop into his mouth.
(Here comes the metaphor. Strap in.)
In this metaphor, my ask box is the alligator. And you, my lovely followers, are Peter Pan, and you are shoving Captain Hook (your asks) into the alligator's mouth.
Doooooo it
ASK BOX
SUBMIT STUFF
DFTBA
....... don't forget to be awesome.......
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.
This is the best joke.
Ghost Classification
Clearly I think I’m funnier than I actually am
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
I don’t know why but that was pretty funny XD
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Avatar fans are just running all the “Toph is blind” jokes into the ground
but then again i guess that’s the only way she’ll be able to see them
Sea stories.
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sometimes i just think about this comic i think about it for a long time
I’m such a dork, why am I laughing at this
GET OUT
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“bringing this back :)” types the necromancer on his tumblelog as he re-animates a corpse
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