So I was typing the word nasty
But my finger spasmed or something so it came out like nassssssssssty
And then I felt like Smeagol
And I wanted to type hobbits after it.
Even though that has nothing to do with my story in any way, shape, or form
Treebeard: A thing is about to happen which has not happened for a very long time. An Entmoot
Pippin: What’s that?
Treebeard: A gathering
Pippin; Of what?
What do you think it’s a gathering of Pippin? Spiders? Lollypops?
You are sitting on an Ent who is talking about going to an Entmoot
Use your brain
Kid in Rohan’s army: The men say that we will not live out the night. They say that it is hopeless.
Aragorn: Yeah, I’m just going to ignore that last statement and swing this sword around. Maybe it’ll distract you from your imminent death.
I always wonder what scenes that have CGI looked like while they were being shot.
Like, when the orcs march on Helms Deep, there’s a shit ton of them
But most of them are probably CGI
So was there just like, a couple of guys dressed up like orcs standing at the front of an imaginary army?
And then that one giant dude standing on the rock?
These are things that I must know.
And also, the makeup for the extras.
how do they decide who gets what?
You. You only have one eye.
You have a giant scar on your face
Keeping track of that must be a pain in the ass.
Merry, stop your disrespecting of Ent culture
Don’t be hasty, Master Meriadoc
Baiting Saruman is a really great idea
Especially since he just invented dynamite or something
You should definitely keep asking if that’s all he’s got
Keep doing that
Legolas: Oh, I’m just going to surfboard down this rickety flight of stairs on a shield that I got from some orc that I just killed and while I do that I’m going to kill some more orcs by shooting them. Keep in mind that I’m surfboarding, right? You remember that? And then, and then, get this, this is the really brilliant part, I’m going to shoot the shield at an orcs neck and he’ll be all like DEATH BY MY OWN PEOPLE’S SHIELD OH NO and then I’m going to go kill some more orcs like a badass.
And my hair will never fall out of place. Because I’m perfect
I would have sex with this score
You are so crafty
I tip my hat to you, good sir
The costume porn
and set porn
and prop porn
These movies are like porn
Porn for nerds
Did I mention the score to this movie?
Let me reiterate.
THE MOST EPIC OF ALL EPIC THINGS
IT MAKES ME WANT TO STAB THINGS
BUT ONLY THINGS THAT ARE URUK-HAI
The Ent whose head is on fire
And then he runs into the flood and sticks his head into it
He is my favourite Ent
He even beats the one with the funky nose who looks perpetually surprised at the Entmoot
He is just
All Ents are awesome.
He is simply the most awesome.
You guys should just kiss already
I mean seriously
Sam calls himself “your Sam”