The name is Jessi. Currently at the tender age of 20, attending UW Madison
The things that I love are numerous.
Here, look at some of them :
T.V. Shows:
Lost, Doctor Who (Classic & New), Firefly, Dead Like Me, Dollhouse, Sanctuary, Eureka, Dirk Gently, The IT Crowd, Merlin, Leverage, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Pushing Daisies, Wonderfalls, Torchwood, The Middleman, Stargate SG-1, Warehouse 13, Misfits, Sherlock, How I Met Your Mother, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Earth's Mightest Heroes, Community, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Once Upon A Time, Continuum, Revolution, Elementary, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Motorcity, Black Mirror, Arrow, Vikings, Dr. Horrible
Books:
DISCWORLD!, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time, Tamora Pierce, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Hunger Games, The Abhorsen Chronicles, A Song of Ice and Fire
Movies:
Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Mel Brooks movies, The Blues Brothers, Star Wars, Disney, Pixar, Indiana Jones, Die Hard, The Princess Bride, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Fall, Studio Ghibli
Other Stuff:
Homestuck, Gunnerkrigg Court, Nerdfighting, Starkid
Probably other things I've forgotten
IT’S METAPHOR TIME
In Peter Pan, the alligator really wants to eat Captain Hook. He just sits there, waiting for the Cap'n to drop into his mouth.
(Here comes the metaphor. Strap in.)
In this metaphor, my ask box is the alligator. And you, my lovely followers, are Peter Pan, and you are shoving Captain Hook (your asks) into the alligator's mouth.
Doooooo it
ASK BOX
SUBMIT STUFF
DFTBA
....... don't forget to be awesome.......
So I was typing the word nasty
But my finger spasmed or something so it came out like nassssssssssty
And then I felt like Smeagol
And I wanted to type hobbits after it.
Even though that has nothing to do with my story in any way, shape, or form
nasssssssssty hobbitses
Treebeard: A thing is about to happen which has not happened for a very long time. An Entmoot
Pippin: What’s that?
Treebeard: A gathering
Pippin; Of what?
What do you think it’s a gathering of Pippin? Spiders? Lollypops?
You are sitting on an Ent who is talking about going to an Entmoot
Use your brain
Kid in Rohan’s army: The men say that we will not live out the night. They say that it is hopeless.
Aragorn: Yeah, I’m just going to ignore that last statement and swing this sword around. Maybe it’ll distract you from your imminent death.
I always wonder what scenes that have CGI looked like while they were being shot.
Like, when the orcs march on Helms Deep, there’s a shit ton of them
But most of them are probably CGI
So was there just like, a couple of guys dressed up like orcs standing at the front of an imaginary army?
And then that one giant dude standing on the rock?
These are things that I must know.
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And also, the makeup for the extras.
how do they decide who gets what?
Just,
You. You only have one eye.
Or
You have a giant scar on your face
Keeping track of that must be a pain in the ass.
Merry, stop your disrespecting of Ent culture
stop
Don’t be hasty, Master Meriadoc
Yeah, Theoden
Baiting Saruman is a really great idea
Especially since he just invented dynamite or something
You should definitely keep asking if that’s all he’s got
Keep doing that
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Legolas: Oh, I’m just going to surfboard down this rickety flight of stairs on a shield that I got from some orc that I just killed and while I do that I’m going to kill some more orcs by shooting them. Keep in mind that I’m surfboarding, right? You remember that? And then, and then, get this, this is the really brilliant part, I’m going to shoot the shield at an orcs neck and he’ll be all like DEATH BY MY OWN PEOPLE’S SHIELD OH NO and then I’m going to go kill some more orcs like a badass.
Oh.
And my hair will never fall out of place. Because I’m perfect
Ugh
This score
I would have sex with this score
Oh Pippin
You are so crafty
So
So
Crafty
I tip my hat to you, good sir
Oh god
The costume porn
costuuuuuuuuuuume porn
and set porn
and prop porn
These movies are like porn
Porn for nerds
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Did I mention the score to this movie?
I did?
Let me reiterate.
EPIC
THE MOST EPIC OF ALL EPIC THINGS
IT MAKES ME WANT TO STAB THINGS
BUT ONLY THINGS THAT ARE URUK-HAI
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The Ent whose head is on fire
And then he runs into the flood and sticks his head into it
He is my favourite Ent
He even beats the one with the funky nose who looks perpetually surprised at the Entmoot
He is just
Awesome
Although
All Ents are awesome.
He is simply the most awesome.
Hey Sam
Hey Frodo
You guys should just kiss already
I mean seriously
Sam calls himself “your Sam”
seriously
