jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby
SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT
HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS
Oh god I’m laughing so much harder than I should
iM SORRY BUT WHEN KANKRI SAYS “NO” I JUST PRONOUCE IT LIKE “NIEN” IN MY HEAD BECAUSE HES JUST SAYING “N9, N9” AND I JUST IMAGINE HIM AS YELLING GERMAN GUY AND IM CRYING
Oh my god this is terrible but I kind of lost my shit ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I’m not sure it would be possible not to reblog this.
((1 DON’T C4R3 WH4T YOU S4Y T3R3Z1 1S FL4WL3SS!! >:D))
This is so screwed up, it’s perfect…
the character development of Sansa Stark: a super deep study
When I read LotR I totally pictured Gimli as hot. So there.
Tolkien never canonically stated that the Dwarves weren’t hot.
He did canonically state that elves were quite butch, but everyone ignored that one entirely. ;o
(Some better Tolkien fan than I can probably pull the exact wording of the quote where he talks about how he described his elves as manly but everyone’s of quite another mind.)
(Meanwhile, when I read LotR, I accepted Legolas/Gimli as clearly canon.)
Wait wait wait… Elves were supposed to be BUTCH??
edit: since this convo was originally about drawves, have a younger lookin gimli.
o god i love butchelf and handsomedwarf
ok ice cubes are fucking badass i mean they float around in their own blood
(With apologies to radioactivemongoose)
1) Cosplay Tintin
2) Give him a life on the road
3) INTENSE BEAUTY