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brinaelegiraffe:


Fuck it, I totally do. I’m sick of everyone who voted for him in ‘08 complaining about how “disappointed” they are. Guess what? He’s a real human, not a magician or a unicorn or a marketing campaign about dreams. Did he live up to everything he said on the campaign trail? No. Does any politician? No. Does that make voting for a republican (and seriously, take a LOOK at the republicans) or not voting better? No.
The Not Batshit Crazy One 2012.

This^

brinaelegiraffe:

Fuck it, I totally do. I’m sick of everyone who voted for him in ‘08 complaining about how “disappointed” they are. Guess what? He’s a real human, not a magician or a unicorn or a marketing campaign about dreams. Did he live up to everything he said on the campaign trail? No. Does any politician? No. Does that make voting for a republican (and seriously, take a LOOK at the republicans) or not voting better? No.

The Not Batshit Crazy One 2012.

This^

(Source: engmatik)

3:57 pm, reblogged by turtlesstampede
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In which Obama is secretive about who he voted for.

(Source: somewhereinbrooklyn-)

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marielikestodraw:

Joss Whedon on Romney.

I basically snorted my tea, VIOLENTLY.
PERFECTION.

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g0frightly:

iaintaboutthatpadawonglife:

akaapollo:

Plot Twist: Mitt Romney is elected president.

Plot Twist: Mitt Romney takes over all of North America.

Plot Twist: Mitt Romney moves the capitol to a new city named The Capitol.

Plot Twist: Mitt Romney changes his name to Coriolanus Snow, and America to Panem.

Plot Twist: Mitt Romney legalizes something called the Hunger Games.

Plot Twist: this is actually the 5 step plan he keeps talking about.

it’s not a plot twist if we all saw it coming.

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inallyourfantasies:

Barrett Foa as Mitt Romney singing “I Believe” from The Book of Mormon.

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Jimmy Kimmel: What if we forget? What if I forget to vote? 
Michelle Obama: If you forget? Well, I have a plan for that, Jimmy.

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supportivecoloredfriendboo:

inspired by this text post

relevant.

(Source: thisyearsgirls)








benjiecon:

daphneemarie:

YES.

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

(Source: jamieali)

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imjesuschrist:

huffpost should make their coverage more fun by changing the portraits of obama and romney to match the electoral votes

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Please join me in a z-snap

9:28 pm, by turtlesstampede
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kitty-too-karen:

gaius-cassius-longinus:

instead of an electoral college

how about an electoral collage

(Source: taeko-yasuhiros)

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hisgoodbyenote:

in the midst of the election chaos, nicolas cage quietly sneaks away with the declaration of independence 

(Source: ziamstagrams)

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