Fuck it, I totally do. I’m sick of everyone who voted for him in ‘08 complaining about how “disappointed” they are. Guess what? He’s a real human, not a magician or a unicorn or a marketing campaign about dreams. Did he live up to everything he said on the campaign trail? No. Does any politician? No. Does that make voting for a republican (and seriously, take a LOOK at the republicans) or not voting better? No.
The Not Batshit Crazy One 2012.
In which Obama is secretive about who he voted for.
Plot Twist: Mitt Romney is elected president.
Plot Twist: Mitt Romney takes over all of North America.
Plot Twist: Mitt Romney moves the capitol to a new city named The Capitol.
Plot Twist: Mitt Romney changes his name to Coriolanus Snow, and America to Panem.
Plot Twist: Mitt Romney legalizes something called the Hunger Games.
Plot Twist: this is actually the 5 step plan he keeps talking about.
it’s not a plot twist if we all saw it coming.
Jimmy Kimmel: What if we forget? What if I forget to vote?
Michelle Obama: If you forget? Well, I have a plan for that, Jimmy.
huffpost should make their coverage more fun by changing the portraits of obama and romney to match the electoral votes
Please join me in a z-snap
instead of an electoral college
how about an electoral collage
in the midst of the election chaos, nicolas cage quietly sneaks away with the declaration of independence